I’m sure there’s some sort of noise pollution or blowing hot air joke in this somewhere, but I’m not really up for it, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you that City Car Club has named Simon Cowell the world’s worst-polluting celebrity. Per whatcar.com, the average emissions of Cowell’s fleet of cars is 457g of carbon dioxide per kilometer driven, which would make a lot more sense to a lot more of us if it weren’t in metric. Silly foreigners with their measuring system based around something that is actually logical.
The top ten list also includes David Beckham, 50 Cent, and Justin Timberlake. Number two, however, is Jay Kay. It took a lot of reaching way back into my brain to remember that he was (is?) the lead singer for Jamiroquai. Which apparently still qualifies you as a celebrity. Though, really, how cool was that moving floor trick? Answer: Very.

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