
V2O nightclub in Long Beach has been holding a “Spring Break Breast
Augmentation Contest Series” where six finalists go head-to-head in an apple-bobbing battle royal dubbed “Bobbing for Boobs.” The winner will receive a free breast augmentation from plastic surgeon Dr. Karl Nguyen.
The promoter explained “We just thought that the No. 1 reason people come to the club is, of course, girls,” he says. “So how would we attract that demographic? Plastic surgery. It’s what they’re into.” [LA Times]
OMG, that’s totes right! Girls are like sooooo into plastic surgery. And of course money, ice cream, boy bands, kittens, shiny objects and US Weekly.
And now for more heart-waring quotes from the article…
“One, a tiny young woman named Tracy Boi who accompanied her spirited limbo techniques with gracious kisses blown to the audience, seemed particularly excited. “It’s always nice to get free boobies,” she gushed before being whisked onto the dance floor by her friends.” Another, who would identify herself only as “Lanle” and who appeared to have something nearing a C cup, explained her reason for joining the competition. “To get boobs. More self-esteem,” she said. [LA Times]
Here’s the thing (and apologies in advance if I am going completely against all I learned in my feminist theory classes here) I understand the fascination with
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