Why Does The Easter Bunny Hate You?

Kerry Trueman March 23, 2008 | 9:41 am EST

What possessed the Easter Bunny to go on a rampage and attack all these innocent people? Is he rabid? Or just really, really angry about the egg industry’s barbaric “battery-cage” practice of confining chickens to cages so small they can’t even flap their wings?

Your best bet, if you don’t wanna get beat up by an enraged Easter Bunny, is to make sure the eggs you buy and dye this Easter are cage-free, or, even better, pasture-raised. Find out why battery cage eggs drive the Easter Bunny batty at the Humane Society’s website.