Kristen Davis photos are way hotter than a silly old anniversary! I don’t know what Paul Rieckhoff of IAVA (Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America) is getting his military briefs all up in a bunch about. So, the media didn’t go OCD about the 5-year anniversary of the start of the Iraq War. The American people have a lot more serious things to worry about. If you want to put your finger on the American pulse, go to Google’s Hot Trends, where you can see what Americans are really searching the internet, if not their souls and consciences, for. On the 5-year anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, the 5 most important issues to Americans were:

1. kristin davis sex pics, 2. audrina patridge pictures, 3. tampa tony, 4. boss button, 5. terrelle pryor

In fact, out of the top 100 Hot Trends, not one has anything to do with the Iraq War! But, obvi Kristin and Audrina Patridge pictures take precedent.

Mr. Rieckhoff, with all due respect, I think we can all agree that headlines like Kristin Davis Goes from Deck the Halls to Licking Balls? or Audrina Patridge of ‘The Hills’ went topless, and stories on rapper Tampa Tony’s prison sentence, a “boss mouse” which lets you watch March Madness without getting busted by your boss, and Terrelle Pryor’s decision to play for the Buckeyes over Michigan, are a lot more important than some war that has cost three trillion dollars, wounded tens of thousands and killed nearly 4,000 Americans.Oh, and, in terms of the effect on Iraqis the war has killed up to one million people, displaced 2.5 million Iraqis, and forced more than two million to flee into neighboring countries. (I know, Americans: boring!) Plus, how can we keep count of the number of people who died when we have more important calculations to figure out, like “how many horns does a unicorn have?”

So, I hope I haven’t taken away too much of your time because I know there are a lot of really important issues out there, which deserve our undivided attention. I mean, Iraq may literally be in up in flames, but, according to Hot Trends, Terrelle Pryor is “On Fire.” And Kristin Davis sex pix are “Volcanic,” which means, technically and objectively, naked photos of Charlotte from Sex and the City are hotter than the war in Iraq. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to read about the urgent “child uses lunchbox as toilet” story.

But if you agree with IAVA’s Paul Rieckhoff and think that it’s troubling that in February 2008 the news media only devoted 3% of its reporting to The War, then and tell the networks to increase their coverage of the war and treat it with the seriousness necessary.