
Monday night I fell asleep watching Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo, the new show in which Patti Stanger, president of The Millionaires Club (sounds like a fake Highschool team, doesn’t it?) sets up hot women with rich men.
As Jezebel so perfectly explains it Stanger is hired by the men, she gives them makeovers, has them speak with therapists, has them meet with a stylist–anything it takes to give women at least one other reason to date these guys besides their bank accounts.
I think my favorite part of the show is how the captions for the men have their name and then below it the title “Millionaire.” No not doctor, not lawyer, not nice guy. MILLIONAIRE. These men have been twiddled down to what apparently matters most, the cash that burns a hole deep in their pockets yet that same cash cannot fill the hole deep in their hearts… (hey Bravo, feel free to use that tag line).
Stager’s essentially runs a casting agency which finds attractive women to play the role of a Millionaires trophy date. And plenty of men and women seem a-okay with that.
PLEASE check out Jezebel for a great clip in which Stanger discusses how the pool of female applicants aren’t hot enough (they’re only 7s, in her book), and then minutes later bitch about how men only care about looks. It’s a hilariously contradictory clip.
Whether you’re a millionaire or an unemployed, broke romantic looking for love, be careful when using dating services especially online. For tips on how to date online safely visit http://www.consumer.state.ny.us/pressreleases/2007/feb082007.htm
