Oh, you shouldn’t have, you really, really shouldn’t have: that’s the reaction that Victoria Beckham, the popstar formerly known as Posh Spice, had to a gift she received from celebrity dermatologist Neetu Nirdosh. According to Ecorazzi, Dr. Nirdosh “decided it would be a good idea to stuff some skin care freebies into dead poultry carcasses and give them to celebrities as festive gifts.”

Beckham, a diehard vegetarian and animal lover, was understandably revolted. But then, who wouldn’t be? I’m all in favor of creative ways to wrap presents”anything to reduce all that Christmas crap that clogs the landfills this time of year”but, seriously. I’m not even a vegetarian, but I can’t think of any present that I’d want to receive entombed in a turkey carcass. Ick.