Jezebel directed readers to perhaps the lamest and pompous personal ad listed ever. Apparently the 28-year-old banker has so much money and so little love and is hoping the promise of designer bags and “get(ting) each other off fabulously.”Click here to read his pathetic Craigslist post, see how far you can get before vomiting.I have an idea, instead of letting your 772k bonus burn a hole in your pocket, why not donate to someone really in need of a home this year? Oh wait, but they may not sleep with you so why bother giving without receiving, right?Gross.If you’d like to help the homeless, unlike this dude, visit www.helpthehomelessdc.org