By Giulia Rozzi

Miss America gets real.

No, she’s not going to cancel her spray tan appointment or remove her padded bra! Miss America has a reality show! Yes, your prayers have been answered. Now, instead of just 2 hours of mind-numbing pageantry fluff, you can enjoy a whole series of beauty queen madness in “Miss America: Reality Check” The show brings all 52 beauty queens together to live under one roof to undo everything they have learned about pageant basics and determine if their smarts, attitudes and looks hold up in contemporary society. Led by host Urie, the girls participate in an intense set of events and challenges designed to prepare them for the finale event, a renewed competition that will redefine what it takes to be Miss America, a relatable and individual ‘it girl’ who can connect with today’s modern woman.

Connect with today’s modern woman? You mean a mother of two, working 40 hours a week and still trying to maintain her figure, her love life, and her sanity? Yeah, I’m sure woman across the country will relate with Miss America contestants.

Who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe “Miss America: Reality Check” will get really real and expose the realness of real women today and their real issues and real challenges.

Or maybe there will be a lot of caddy-ness, cats fights, and crying.

I am leaning toward the later.

None the less Miss America does do a lot for charities and that’s pretty neat I suppose. You know, when they aren’t being judged on how they walk in bikini’s and stilettos.